This is Elvis Presley’s granddaughter, Riley Keough.

Falling asleep on the couch is like drinking. It should rarely be done alone.

A List of 11 things from my Facebook page that I don’t want to lose.

Bunny ears, for a start. Especially on feminists.

1. Bathrooms with no coat hook.
2. Double doors where one of them is always locked.
3. Grown men that complain like little girls.
4. Closed kitchens.
5. Married women that don’t wear a ring.

Girls in Chuck’s.

She wants you to wear traditional cotton pajamas…. mostly so she can steal the top.

The pull your hair around and make a mustache trick is one of the sexiest things known to mankind… and we have no idea why.

10.The way a hardback book feels in your hand.
9. Watching my wife and daughter get ready in our single 10 square foot bathroom. (Oddly it doesn’t seem to relax them the same way.)
8. Schmoozing with George. George is the owner of my favorite restaurant, he’s 30 years my senior, Italian, and amazing. English is, I believe, his 12th language. There’s nothing quite like listening to an Italian yell in German at an American football game that’s on a Japanese TV.
7. Earl Grey tea.
6. My pipe. Especially with Sherlock tobacco. An …