10 Things every woman should know.
30 December 2009
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- The pull your hair around and make a mustache trick is one of the sexiest things known to mankind… and we have no idea why.
- Never underestimate the power of you in your underwear.
- Ugg boots are not attractive. If you look good in them that just means you were exceptionally gorgeous before you put them on.
- Marriage before the age of 25 is like space shuttle re-entry, success is possible but a huge explosion is more likely.
- The appropriate age for a male friend is twice your age minus 7. Ex. 21 = 35, men under this age should never be trusted. (Clarification: By male friend I mean a romantic relationship… whether lover or husband.)
- Your weight has a lot more to do with your self image than our image of you. How you present yourself is phenomenally more important. Case in points? Christina Hendricks, Marilyn Monroe, etc.
- Red hair may be God’s warning to men, but its a warning to a gender who smoke and don’t wear their seat belts…
- Women drink liquor that tastes good to them, men drink things they believe say something about them. Budweiser = Everyman, Sam Adam’s = aficionado but proud American, Martini = sophisticate, Scotch… You’ll have to figure me out for yourself….
- Men own an overcoat, a suit, a scarf, and more than one white button up shirt. They carry a lighter even if they don’t smoke and they’ve read at least one book in the last 30 days. If you catch one that doesn’t meet these requirements throw them back, so you can catch them again when they’ve grown up.
- If you want a man to notice you, wear a dress. It does not have to be revealing. If he’s good he’ll notice, if he isn’t he’ll still notice but he won’t know why.
I guess I need to find someone 35 to be friends with!
I love the 10 things every woman should know…because most of them…I didn’t know! Now I do-Thank you!
Thank you thank you thank you for number 3.
To number 3…especially with short shorts & a tank top in the middle of summer (in Texas). Thank you.
I’m glad to say I knew all but one.
And I’m afraid I won’t be adhering to it.
I like my male friends. Even if we do have to remind each other we’re just friends every now and again.
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