10 Things every man should know.

14 January 2010 6 Comments

She wants you to wear traditional cotton pajamas…. mostly so she can steal the top.
Short pants, short socks. Long pants, long socks. Try to keep up.
Neckties do not have cartoon characters on them.
We are rarely admired or seen as attractive for the reason’s we think we are. Ask your best friend who’s a girl what your strengths are and see what I mean.
That someone thinks you’re a bastard is expected. It’s who thinks you’re a bastard that says something about you.
If something has a lock, then lock it. Phone, computer, iPod. You’ll thank me.
Unless you’re in your home or car, your phone should be on vibrate.
If you only have time to clean one room… make it the bathroom.
You should carry a lighter and it shouldn’t be plastic.
When a girl says she isn’t going to tell anyone something, she means she isn’t going to tell anyone outside of her inner circle… best friend, sister, whomever fills this role for her. This is not a lie. It is a simple gender difference that is lost in translation.